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一人可以抠门到啥程度?三个菜,两家9个人,剩的一直吃到年初二

时间:2018-07-27 23:56:04 来源:新月幽默作者:铁公鸡点击:

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一人可以抠门到啥程度?刚结婚过去,伙食费给婆婆买菜煮饭,她可以几年不煲一次肉汤,每次都是菜汤还不放肉,说放肉做汤不好吃。不是过年从来不买鸡鹅鸭肉,牛肉排骨从没见过,每天只买一点瘦肉和肥肉,估计每天十元有找,6个人吃饭。老两口想饮汤了,就说自己哪疼哪痛,买骨头和肉炖汤拿回房两个喝,别人没份。年夜饭就一只鸡,一点肉,一个青菜,没别的,三个菜两家人,9个人,剩的一直吃到年初二。

家里亲戚,中午吃饭自助餐,先给钱那种,人家先进占位置,不出意外我给了钱,吃饭时,我儿子说想吃鱼,他说晚上伯伯带你去吃鱼。我惊呆了,因为铁公鸡生锈。晚上去吃鱼,很为我的小人之心惭愧,4个人一百多块钱,我也很感动的吃了。吃完服务员过来算账那一瞬间,他站起来说,我先出去买包烟。我顿时觉得世界又一次恢复了正常,铁公鸡连铁锈都可能掉,人家明明是不锈钢的。

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